The Story of Adam and Eve (with never-before-seen-alternate ending)

There was once a man named Adam. He had a wife, Eve, and they both lived in a beautiful little plot of land in the east called Eden. In Eden, there were trees that grew as tall as skyscrapers. There were flowers that bloomed all year long. The streams that ran through Eden were so clear you could count the pebbles at the bottom.

Adam and Eve lived in Eden ate fruit from the trees. Right in the middle was a bad tree. The only tree in the garden that was bad.

So Adam and Eve avoided the tree. They spent their time with animals, naming them and such. They enjoyed tending the plants as well. Adam and Eve were very happy there in the Garden.

One day, the serpent came slithering up to Eve. The serpent was very crafty, and told Eve she should eat the fruit.

"No," she said, "It is bad. I don't want to."

Adam came up next to her, and the serpent tried to convince him as well. He refused. He then proceeded to kick the serpent between the eyes and hang it up in the tree (now if this was really the Garden of Eden, there wouldn't be any evil and therefore Adam would have no urge to roundhouse kick the snake, but bear with me. The world has fallen and I want the story to end with a roundhouse kick.)

Adam and Eve then wandered off into the garden and proceeded to hang out with animals, eat fruit from trees, and talking with God. And they lived happily ever after.